| At the beginning of this century, Square Productions let loose information on a continuation of their exceptionally well-received and praised game Final Fantasy VII. First rumored to be a video game, the company later revealed it would be released as an CGI-animated film. Fans were excited: "A Final Fantasy movie that, unlike Spirits Within, was actually based on a Final Fantasy game? How could this not be good?" An answer to this question came in 2005, when newly-mergered SquareEnix released the film to theaters and on DVD. It wasn't the answer the fans were wanting. It's been five years, and two upset fans are seeking vengence. Join Kubu-kun The Sound Ninja (Christopher W. Reynolds), Tsuba-kun The Bullseye Ninja (Kendall F. Stovall), and the rest of the ninjaHELL! crew as they dare deal with wheelchair-bound former villains with a strange lust for white towels, crazy cosplayer cults, Sephiroth-Cancer, evil children bent on destroying the world, and hours of character development that's been thrown out of the window for a single 10-12 minute fight sequence. |