ninjaHELL! Presents - Mighty Morphin Power Rangers The Movie (1995)

Before the days of Ben 10 and Hannah Montana, before Cartoon Network showed Live Action shows, and when Saturday Morning Cartoons actually mattered, the thing to watch after school was out for the weekend was "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers". Naturally, a movie deal was struck, scenes were filmed, and tickets were sold nation-wide. 


Unlike the still-popular series, the film was absolute garbage: all it did was present an alternate version of a story-arc from the series, but presented it with all of the horribleness you'd come to expect from a film made by people who have no understanding of the original material.

Watch as Jason David Frank and all of his sidekicks save the universe from Baron Von-Smegma and his Jewish (no, seriously) Pig Wizard! See as children decide to play around with and drink someone else's bodily fluids! Enjoy being blinded by the really bright and chrome-plated 90s CGI!

ninjaHELL! Presents - Mighty Morphin Power Rangers The Movie - Come see it, or we'll send Alpha 5 to your house to follow you around and say "Ayiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi..."