ninjaHELL! Presents -The Ninja Squad

Back in the 1970s, there was a film maker named Godfrey Ho. He hired English speaking actors to be a part of a cinematic trilogy devoted entirely to the mysterious and mysterious being known as the NINJA(!). Those 3 films turned out to be a lie, as Ho turned around, bought the rights to twelve separate horrible b-movies and spliced the trilogy into them. While the actors were paid for the three movies that they had been a part of, Ho made way more through the rights of his hastily thrown together NINJA(!) series.

Insulted by this blow to their NINJA(!) heritage, Kubu-Kun the Sound Ninja (Christopher W. Reynolds), Tsuba-Kun the Bullseye Ninja (Kendall F. Stovall), and the rest of the ninjaHELL! crew are going to rip one of these films a new chakra hole.

See the origins of the ninja finally explained! Watch the young Billy avenge his Mother's death with a gun that fires no bullets! THRILL at the shoulder pads! Travel with Gordon as he lets his friends be slaughtered by Ivan the Red (NINJA!). Learn about the production of India's largest export, Ice Cubes! Chosen by the fans, possibly as an attempt to anger all members of ninjaHELL! (who were secretly rooting for Zardoz to win), now all must suffer at the hands of...

ninjaHELL! Presents: The Ninja Squad