ninjahell! Presents - ZARDOZ

NINJAHELL! SPEAKS TO YOU, IT'S CHOSEN ONES!

The 1970s were a weird time. Not only was Disco quickly becoming king, but the Cold War and the threat of Nuclear War was looming overhead. If it wasn't for these threats, Mad Max, Fist of the North Star, and the entire Post-Apocalypse-Punk genre would have never gotten their start.

And then we have ZARDOZ. Sean Connery in an orange Speedo and a ponytail, with a revolver, killing random people because a giant floating stone head who spits guns from his mouth tells him to. 
Don't worry about that spoiling you on the film's intricate plot - that's all in the first few minutes of the film's two hour running time!

Watch as Kubu-kun The Sound Ninja (Christopher W. Reynolds) and Tsuba-kun The Bullseye Ninja (Kendall F. Stovall) grapple with the mind-bending powers of a man with Sharpie drawn facial hair! Enjoy the trippy effects of a world gone wrong! Wonder why the directors decided vacuum sealing people would do anything other than seal in flavor! Tremble before the awesome might of...
"ninjaHELL! Presents - Zardoz"!