- We've started uploading Bakadouga that we consider Fair Use (but could be flagged on YouTube under the YouTube Heroes program) exclusively on Facebook. Check them out on our Facebook page. First ones up? A two episode special all about the Kingdom Chums!
- We have a documentary currently in pre-production called "Piece of Cake". We'll be posting updates on that (as things have continued to get crazy as research continues), so keep your eyes peeled.
- We'll be streaming Magic: The Gathering games from Wonko's Toys and Games monthly. They'll be streamed via Facebook, with an archive being posted to their YouTube channel.
- If you are a backer of ours on Patreon (hint, look above for a link to it), we'll be having a Tsuba Tries party in a couple of weeks. If you pledge $4 or more a month, we'll send you an invite!
So, another month down, and the resurrection of our monthly blog updates. So, what's new?
I recently got engaged. Yes, I finally popped the question and got the response I expected. We even had Kendall film it - check it out here [Film of engagement].
So, I’m sure you are wondering how I could tell if we were really in love. Well, thanks to How Can I Tell if I’m Really in Love? I know our bond will stand the test of time. Created by Paramount Pictures in what appears to be an effort to get a tax write-off, this was available as a free rental in Hollywood Video locations. Jason and Justine Bateman host this “hip” look at relationships and sex aimed at teenagers in 1992. It features interviews with several students at Uni High in California, awkward musical numbers, and monologues with Jason and Justine, all of which get sandwiched around segments of a presentation that Sol Gordon gave at Uni High earlier.
“God’s Not Dead” is honestly one of the worst films to have Christian elements I have ever seen, failing so hard as to not even be a part of the Christian cinema genre I talked about last week. Instead of presenting a parable to the viewer, it slathers itself in Christian imagery in an attempt to inspire churchgoers to throw money at the screen. Pure Flix could not be bothered to take the time needed to craft characters that are human: instead, they opted to create characters who are the cinematic equivalent of cardboard cutouts one can find next to a New Releases DVD bin at FYE. While this leaves Christian characters being presented as paragons of perfection, it ends up leaving non-Christian characters being depicted horribly. As Neil Carter, an Atheist film critic put eloquently:
Pure Flix’s “God’s Not Dead”, released in 2014, was considered by many Christians as an excellent example of how Christ’s message can be seen on the film screen. Christian media, cinema especially, are the most public representations of what the Church believes. They each feature scripture quotes, crosses, family friendly language, and that musical style that screams “Alternative Christian Radio”. Critics pan them, the Church loves them, and outsiders are turned away from Christ due to the feeling of alienation. Sadly, Christian media creators are either too thick to realize this problem, or are purposefully throwing Christ’s name or scripture quotes around as if the potential isolating effect to outsiders is one of the requirements of the Christian media genre. The Church needs to remember that how we communicate with others can tell them more about Christ than the actual message.
Currently, media qualifies to be considered Christian cinema if it involves Christianity as a substantial part of its plot. This makes Christian cinema one of the few genres where a film qualifies for the label just because of the subject matter featured. Unlike Horror, there is no quintessential focus on atmosphere. Unlike Comedy, there is no focus on comedic timing or use of foreground and background actions to help deliver particular jokes. A documentary is not a documentary simply because it used shaky-cam footage. If that was the case, then the backlash against the marketing campaign for “The Blair Witch Project” would never have happened! So, if our current definition is too shallow, what the Hell (pun intended) should we consider as actual Christian cinema? What makes media “Christian” in the first place?
I heard TAPS for the first time this past Tuesday. Now, I am familiar with TAPS. I, like many of you, have heard it before in films and television. The notes are something that you cannot escape from - when you think of the Military, TAPS will pop up. But until we buried my father, I had never really heard the song. It sounds vastly different when accompanied by death and sadness.
A military burial involves a honor guard from the respective branch (in my father's case, the Air Force). They showed up well before the burial was suppose to start and stood at attention for over half an hour. When it was time, they marched toward the casket and took it out of the hearse with the commander stating his drill commands with a stoic but soft voice. Upon placing it on the daïs, they folded the flag on the casket, handing the flag down the line until the commander folded it into a triangle. Mechanically, he creased it into the shape that it will remain for the rest of time - a triangle of Stars and Stripes representative of my father's time on this Earth.
He then marched up to my mother, genuflected, and handed her the flag. Shifting his eyes from the flag to look her in the eyes, he started to state what he had said many times before, "On behalf of the President of the United States, the United States Air Force, and a grateful Nation, please accept this flag as a symbol of our appreciation for your loved one's honorable and faithful service."
But when he got to "faithful", he paused for a moment. There was a visible struggle as he held back tears fighting for release. A crack in his voice demonstrated just how much the loss of a fellow airman meant to him, and his holding back of the tears spoke to his desire to not cause my mother more grief than she was already feeling at the loss of someone who she held so dearly in her heart. After the pause, he stood up, silently saluted all that was left as a representation of my father, and marched away.
Then, one of the members of the honor guard held up a trumpet and began playing TAPS. And I honestly heard it for the first time, because it seemed so alien and different from every other time I had heard it played. And there was a distant echo of the song that stood out - because there was another funeral happening at the exact same time not 30 feet away, and their trumpet player's TAPS was bleeding onto ours.
It dawned on me that these men had done this every day for however long they had this post, and had to hold their composure every time. Every night, at the end of their shift, they go home to their significant others. They give them a kiss, smiling, and freshen up in the bathroom. They look in the mirror, and see themselves as a soon to be buried corpse, knowing exactly how the ceremony will go. Knowing how their loved one will be absolutely racked with loss and sorrows, and given nothing more than a folded piece of fabric to remember them by.
That's what I came to understand when I heard TAPS for the first time, and that was when I cried at my father's funeral.
I'm a tabletop gamer, which naturally means I play Role Playing Games like Dungeons and Dragons. And if you lived in the Bible Belt and went to church in the 80s, you know that Dungeons and Dragons is Satan's tool to woo the unsuspecting youth into a life of Satanic servitude. Of course, DnD wasn't the only target: Saturday morning cartoons, rock music (both secular and Christian), and Yoga are all apart of the Neopagan agenda to damn souls for all eternity.
Now that October is upon us, here are a few video artifacts to view while playing our Spoopy Satanic Panic Drinking Game
Note: We here at NH! Productions encourage you to drink responsibly, and only if you are of age.