Now that October is upon us, here are a few video artifacts to view while playing our Spoopy Satanic Panic Drinking Game
Note: We here at NH! Productions encourage you to drink responsibly, and only if you are of age.
Rule 1: Drink anytime someone mentions how you need to "take a serious look" at secular media, or tries to seek you Christian media instead
Fun fact: Did you know that Dan and Steve Peters also wrote a book on this very topic called "Why Knock Rock?" No? Well, after viewing this cinematic piece of garbage you'll find it impossible to rid your mind of the title and promotional image of the book cover - this video is just a 28 minute long advertisement for it! In fact, at rough estimate there are over 40 separate mentions of the book in the film. Factor in mentions of burning secular music and buying good, Christian music from a Christian book store near you, and you'll end up pretty tipsy
Rule 2: Drink when someone says "Neo-pagan".
Rule 3: Drink when someone talks about how they were down and out, turned on the TV, saw a Christian program, and are now saved (one drink for each step).
What is The 700 Club? It was a news show on CBN, and saying anything else will spoil the fun for the uninitiated. Oh, don't worry - LWaC is comprised of the best bits of 10 different episodes that deal with what the show's producers feel is the biggest areas where America has turned away from its roots as a Christian Nation. Featuring skits written by a Neo-paganist conspiracy theorist church-going Grandmother, your brain will love it. We've found a full rip on YouTube (and have it below), but you'll find much more satisfaction if you just buy the tape and pop it in that dusty VCR.