One could not stand and watch very long without being philosophical, without beginning to deal in symbols and similes, and to hear the HEE-HAW of the universe.... Each of them had an individuality of his own, a will of his own, a hope and a heart's desire; each was full of self-confidence, of self-importance, and a sense of dignity. And trusting and strong in faith he had gone about his business, the while a black shadow hung over him, and a horrid Fate in his pathway. Now suddenly it had swooped upon him, and had seized him by the leg. Relentless, remorseless, all his protests, his screams were nothing to it. It did its cruel will with him, as if his wishes, his feelings, had simply no existence at all; it cut his throat and watched him gasp out his life.
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...WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE?
DO YEW WATCH EM SATURDAH MERNIN CERTUNES? DEW YA ENJOY THE FRUIT OF DIS WORELD? YOUHRE GOIN TA HELL! (Special thanks to Lance from Fanboy TV for swinging by to experience this with us.)
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Friends, we are gathered here today to mourn the passing of someone who slipped through our fingers before we really got the chance to know them. Life can be so fleeting sometimes - one minute, you're laughing and reminising on good times. Then BAM! Cancer. Or a car accident. Or copyright issues from people who don't know or respect Fair Use. Join us for the wake by watching the video above, and consider throwing some alms in the plate passing around at www.patreon.com/NinjaHELL
How is it possible? How is there more story to tell? OLLIE SHOULD BE FUCKING DEAD OF OLD AGE ALREADY, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! This time, he and his brothers get captured and shipped to Scizzleria to be sold to the Colosseum and left to be eaten by lions and hyenas. Former handicapped child Jehu and a talking crow who is his friend go out to find them.
Did you ever want to get revenge against someone else? WELL STOP THAT! IT'S QUITE SILLY...
This time, our brave souls make fun of an "edutainmentical" VHS that tells viewers how to make vengeance theirs, so much so (and so illegally), that we've taken it upon ourselves to censor some of it in hilarious ways (namely a bleep tone to cover it up).
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Yeah, we made fun of it before, but this time CW takes Logan (and TroupeMom) on a fun tour of the BEST FIGHTING GAME EVER MADE. It was Eternal Champions, and it was only released one time for three consoles (but originally just for the SEGA Genesis), and nothing really happened and no one remembers it. What fun!
Great to know that talking to kids about this stuff has always been awkward.
The J.E.H.U. Alliance is fighting in an unlikely arena in order to free a handful of child slaves. While he's mastered the art of the horse equivalent of podracing, will Ollie's friend beat the rest to prove he's the best (which he only needs to do once)? What will Pharaoh Mos Tarkin have to say about it?
Had you forgotten? CW had. But he remembers now.
Look, we make fun of stuff. We put some of that stuff online. Here's all of our video commentaries that are available to the public.
Tsuba Tries is...
Kendall F. Stovall (aka Tsuba-kun The Bullseye Ninja) once said he'd try anything once. Watch as we make him regret those words.
What about the rest of it?
Well, we make other stuff too! Check it out under "Other Films".