Category: Christploitation - NinjaHELL! Productions

Secular Music is Made of MURDER! [The 46th Day of Son of Baka-mas]

2/8/2018

Below the fun description, we've included a rant about the video in question ("Youth Suicide Fantasy")

[If you, or someone you know, is having suicidal thoughts you are loved. We here at NH!P along with your friends and family would miss you if you left us. We've included toll-free, confidential numbers below if you need to talk, scream, or cry to someone else. That being said, the source video isn't about suicide, as much as it's trying to leverage the lost to make money and cause harm.]

We're back from our hiatus to finish what we started last year - Son of Baka-mas! This time, we have a doozy. Youth Suicide Fantasy is a video we've hosted on this channel for some time in it's unaltered form, but now we bring you the Bakadouga it deserves. Secular music is Satanic, your children will be consumed by it if you don't stop it, and the only solution is to burn it all and purchase officially licensed Christian media.

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
Call 1-800-273-8255

Trans Lifeline
Call (877) 565-8860

Ooh, Donkey Ollie Ep 13: The Death Of Donkey Ollie [The 44th Day of Son of Baka-mas]

1/23/2018

And now, we've hit the part in Donkey Ollie where we must say goodbye. Goodbye.

Ooh, Donkey Ollie Ep 12: Only One More To Go [The 40th Day of Son of Baka-mas]

1/19/2018

"I want that," Jehu said, closing his eyes in deep thought.
"What? A LIFE WITH YOUR EGYPTIAN ROYALTY WIFE?" Rupert the Raven asked.
"No. I want that feeling. The feeling that comes over a man when he gets exactly what he desires. I need that feeling!"
Rupert looked at his quizzically. "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"
"We gotta go to THE ROMAN CIRCUS."
"YES! YES! I knew you had it in you dude!"

Fire By Nite: Satanism Unmasked: The Return: Part 2: The Colon-ing [The 38th Day of Son of Baka-mas]

1/17/2018

are you excited for more Satanism and murder most fowl? Either way, it's CARMAAAAAAAAN!

Ooh, Donkey Ollie Ep 11: A Don- HELP ME, OH GOD I'M SUFFERING [The 36th Day of Son of Baka-mas]

1/15/2018

One could not stand and watch very long without being philosophical, without beginning to deal in symbols and similes, and to hear the HEE-HAW of the universe.... Each of them had an individuality of his own, a will of his own, a hope and a heart's desire; each was full of self-confidence, of self-importance, and a sense of dignity. And trusting and strong in faith he had gone about his business, the while a black shadow hung over him, and a horrid Fate in his pathway. Now suddenly it had swooped upon him, and had seized him by the leg. Relentless, remorseless, all his protests, his screams were nothing to it. It did its cruel will with him, as if his wishes, his feelings, had simply no existence at all; it cut his throat and watched him gasp out his life.

The BURNING Answer to Questions About HELL [The 34th Day of Son of Baka-mas]

1/13/2018

DO YEW WATCH EM SATURDAH MERNIN CERTUNES? DEW YA ENJOY THE FRUIT OF DIS WORELD? YOUHRE GOIN TA HELL! (Special thanks to Lance from Fanboy TV for swinging by to experience this with us.)

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Ooh, Donkey Ollie Ep 10: The Ramen of Life Episode [The 32nd Day of Son of Baka-mas]

1/11/2018

How is it possible? How is there more story to tell? OLLIE SHOULD BE FUCKING DEAD OF OLD AGE ALREADY, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! This time, he and his brothers get captured and shipped to Scizzleria to be sold to the Colosseum and left to be eaten by lions and hyenas. Former handicapped child Jehu and a talking crow who is his friend go out to find them.

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OLLIE WARS Episode 9: The Last Messiah [The 28th Day of Son of Baka-mas]

1/7/2018

The J.E.H.U. Alliance is fighting in an unlikely arena in order to free a handful of child slaves. While he's mastered the art of the horse equivalent of podracing, will Ollie's friend beat the rest to prove he's the best (which he only needs to do once)? What will Pharaoh Mos Tarkin have to say about it?

Ollie's Religious Venture Part 8: Donkey Tendencies [The 23rd Day of Son of Baka-mas]

1/2/2018

From the hearts of believers
Gather together the faithful
of the rising Christian brotherhood
The salvation you inherit is called Christ
Now go dance with joy
Deceiving the unbelievers, avoid the duldrum
Through the colleseium, catch the Pharoah off his guard
Carry out God's will, reach for Heaven
LIKE AN OLLIE FLOOD
Gallup up LIKE A DONKEY DETERMINED
Destined into the hooved lineage of donkey legends
Elated and miraculous, lamb of God
Forever and ever, Amen...!

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20 Minutes to Go [The 22nd Day of Son of Baka-mas]

1/1/2018

"Fire and Ice" is made of using interactions in a biblical sense to make money and lead people to Jesus.

"FIRE AND ICE" IS MADE OF USING INTERACTIONS IN A BIBLICAL SENSE TO MAKE MONEY AND LEAD PEOPLE TO JESUS!

Support us on Patreon. After all, we don't do that kind of thing, and we wear underwear!

Bakadouga is...

Look, we make fun of stuff. We put some of that stuff online. Here's all of our video commentaries that are available to the public.

Tsuba Tries is...

Kendall F. Stovall (aka Tsuba-kun The Bullseye Ninja) once said he'd try anything once. Watch as we make him regret those words.

What about the rest of it?

Well, we make other stuff too! Check it out under "Other Films".

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