What Do Shoes And Jesus Have In Common?
Seriously, we don't know. Come see us at Okashicon July 20th-22nd, and tell us your thoughts!
Below the fun description, we've included a rant about the video in question ("Youth Suicide Fantasy")[If you, or someone you know, is having suicidal thoughts you are loved. We here at NH!P along with your friends and family would miss you if you left us. We've included toll-free, confidential numbers below if you need to talk, scream, or cry to someone else. That being said, the source video isn't about suicide, as much as it's trying to leverage the lost to make money and cause harm.]
We're back from our hiatus to finish what we started last year - Son of Baka-mas! This time, we have a doozy. Youth Suicide Fantasy is a video we've hosted on this channel for some time in it's unaltered form, but now we bring you the Bakadouga it deserves. Secular music is Satanic, your children will be consumed by it if you don't stop it, and the only solution is to burn it all and purchase officially licensed Christian media. National Suicide Prevention Lifeline Call 1-800-273-8255 Trans Lifeline Call (877) 565-8860 And now, we've hit the part in Donkey Ollie where we must say goodbye. Goodbye."I want that," Jehu said, closing his eyes in deep thought.
"What? A LIFE WITH YOUR EGYPTIAN ROYALTY WIFE?" Rupert the Raven asked. "No. I want that feeling. The feeling that comes over a man when he gets exactly what he desires. I need that feeling!" Rupert looked at his quizzically. "Are you saying what I think you're saying?" "We gotta go to THE ROMAN CIRCUS." "YES! YES! I knew you had it in you dude!" Fire By Nite: Satanism Unmasked: The Return: Part 2: The Colon-ing [The 38th Day of Son of Baka-mas]1/17/2018 are you excited for more Satanism and murder most fowl? Either way, it's CARMAAAAAAAAN!
Ooh, Donkey Ollie Ep 11: A Don- HELP ME, OH GOD I'M SUFFERING [The 36th Day of Son of Baka-mas]1/15/2018 DO YEW WATCH EM SATURDAH MERNIN CERTUNES? DEW YA ENJOY THE FRUIT OF DIS WORELD? YOUHRE GOIN TA HELL! (Special thanks to Lance from Fanboy TV for swinging by to experience this with us.) Whether you're Hellbound or Heaven sent, support us on Patreon, won't you?How is it possible? How is there more story to tell? OLLIE SHOULD BE FUCKING DEAD OF OLD AGE ALREADY, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! This time, he and his brothers get captured and shipped to Scizzleria to be sold to the Colosseum and left to be eaten by lions and hyenas. Former handicapped child Jehu and a talking crow who is his friend go out to find them. Support us on Patreon?The J.E.H.U. Alliance is fighting in an unlikely arena in order to free a handful of child slaves. While he's mastered the art of the horse equivalent of podracing, will Ollie's friend beat the rest to prove he's the best (which he only needs to do once)? What will Pharaoh Mos Tarkin have to say about it?
From the hearts of believers Gather together the faithful of the rising Christian brotherhood The salvation you inherit is called Christ Now go dance with joy Deceiving the unbelievers, avoid the duldrum Through the colleseium, catch the Pharoah off his guard Carry out God's will, reach for Heaven LIKE AN OLLIE FLOOD Gallup up LIKE A DONKEY DETERMINED Destined into the hooved lineage of donkey legends Elated and miraculous, lamb of God Forever and ever, Amen...! [Support us on Patreon] |
Bakadouga is...Look, we make fun of stuff. We put some of that stuff online. Here's all of our video commentaries that are available to the public. Tsuba Tries is...Kendall F. Stovall (aka Tsuba-kun The Bullseye Ninja) once said he'd try anything once. Watch as we make him regret those words. What about the rest of it?Well, we make other stuff too! Check it out under "Other Films". Video Types
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