We would hate to see this kid do a mission during Halloween.
Baking is my nature.
Welcome to our third holiday commentary marathon: Baka-mas With A Vengeance!
What Do Shoes And Jesus Have In Common?
Seriously, we don't know. Come see us at Okashicon July 20th-22nd, and tell us your thoughts!
Below the fun description, we've included a rant about the video in question ("Youth Suicide Fantasy")
[If you, or someone you know, is having suicidal thoughts you are loved. We here at NH!P along with your friends and family would miss you if you left us. We've included toll-free, confidential numbers below if you need to talk, scream, or cry to someone else. That being said, the source video isn't about suicide, as much as it's trying to leverage the lost to make money and cause harm.]
We're back from our hiatus to finish what we started last year - Son of Baka-mas! This time, we have a doozy. Youth Suicide Fantasy is a video we've hosted on this channel for some time in it's unaltered form, but now we bring you the Bakadouga it deserves. Secular music is Satanic, your children will be consumed by it if you don't stop it, and the only solution is to burn it all and purchase officially licensed Christian media.
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
Call (877) 565-8860
And now, we've hit the part in Donkey Ollie where we must say goodbye. Goodbye.
"I want that," Jehu said, closing his eyes in deep thought.
"What? A LIFE WITH YOUR EGYPTIAN ROYALTY WIFE?" Rupert the Raven asked.
"No. I want that feeling. The feeling that comes over a man when he gets exactly what he desires. I need that feeling!"
Rupert looked at his quizzically. "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"
"We gotta go to THE ROMAN CIRCUS."
"YES! YES! I knew you had it in you dude!"
Fire By Nite: Satanism Unmasked: The Return: Part 2: The Colon-ing [The 38th Day of Son of Baka-mas]
are you excited for more Satanism and murder most fowl? Either way, it's CARMAAAAAAAAN!
One could not stand and watch very long without being philosophical, without beginning to deal in symbols and similes, and to hear the HEE-HAW of the universe.... Each of them had an individuality of his own, a will of his own, a hope and a heart's desire; each was full of self-confidence, of self-importance, and a sense of dignity. And trusting and strong in faith he had gone about his business, the while a black shadow hung over him, and a horrid Fate in his pathway. Now suddenly it had swooped upon him, and had seized him by the leg. Relentless, remorseless, all his protests, his screams were nothing to it. It did its cruel will with him, as if his wishes, his feelings, had simply no existence at all; it cut his throat and watched him gasp out his life.
DO YEW WATCH EM SATURDAH MERNIN CERTUNES? DEW YA ENJOY THE FRUIT OF DIS WORELD? YOUHRE GOIN TA HELL! (Special thanks to Lance from Fanboy TV for swinging by to experience this with us.)
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Tsuba Tries is...
Kendall F. Stovall (aka Tsuba-kun The Bullseye Ninja) once said he'd try anything once. Watch as we make him regret those words.
What about the rest of it?
Well, we make other stuff too! Check it out under "Other Films".